Chris Cummins



If you've got this far, you're probably not at all interested in my work (which doesn't reflect badly on you, to be honest), or you're stalking me (I'm flattered), or you're trying to collect blackmail information (I have disappointingly little to offer up).

So what can we talk about?

Some people claim to find the TV thing exciting, even if they don't ever watch the programmes, so I have actually had requests to describe my TV experiences online. I used to say I'd try to do more exciting things in the future, but at the time of writing I think we'd all welcome the promise of a little more dullness.